Elevator Etiquette

Memo to stupid f***ing purveyors of elevator etiquette. Yeah you know who you are. The stupid mother-f***ing idiots who stand at the doors on a crowded elevator and then feel that they have to hold the door (which causes them to block half the doorway so no one can get by). Here is a clue, get off the damn elevator and get the f***k out of the way! Next person who does this to me I am going to lay a Jack Tatum on them! Man that felt good!