Hows that Publik Education working for you?

I mean really would you go to a barber who couln't spell hair. Give the teachers another raise!

Stupid NY School Aide's Tricks

Via the New York Post...These are classics. A recommendation for future jobs follows.

1) For the individual who wanted to take days off with the explanation that her mother had died (while her mother was still alive)....No comment.

2) For the individual who "submitted a medical note with a co-worker's name crossed out and her own name scribbled in".... Chairperson of the House Ways and Means Committee or Speaker of the House.

3)For the individual who "suffered a medical-scam snafu when she left a blank Mount Sinai Hospital doctor's note sitting on a copy machine shared by school staffers. After school supervisors and investigators matched the blank note to Lebron's file of medical excuses, they identified eight fakes over a two-year period"...An appointment to the Joe Biden school of intellectual property!

Stop the Mosque Beer Review

Here via Powerline. Waiting for the You Tube Video of the planes hitting the towers while the Apostate in Chief gives a religious lecture.

1) Terrapin - Hop Karma Brown IPA - 6% - Nice meld of brown Ale and IPA very balanced have been very impressed with the beers from this brewer.

2) Dick's Grand Cru - 10% Belgian Style Abbey Ale - Another Grand Cru foray still don't think I've had the same Grand Cru twice. Anyway, very good. Nice fruity taste. Alcohol is sneaky!

News alert!

Very close to having the requisite numbers of beers in house where I can begin a countdown to 500 reviewed. Thanks to MC I identified a beer that I reviewed but forgot to track! Kind of like Hack Wilson getting an RBI 50 years later. But I will state no performing enhancing drugs were used to achieve this record!

3) Sierra Nevada - Tumbler - Very good. Not much of a malty guy but this is what it is!

4) Sierra Nevada - 30th Anniversary Jack & Ken's Ale - Barleywine - 10.2% Pours a nice brown very nice carbonation. Starts off very nice and sweet midway through the chocolate flavors really come through which at least for me is interesting the finish is some nice hop presence. As stated nicely carbonated a little grainy as well. This is definitely a sipper. This warms very well and you can sit for a while with this beer

5) Vicory Brewing - St. Victorious - Dopplebock - 8.5% got a lot of caramel and Toffee going on here. Nice to have a new Victory brew!

Is a liberal....

a conservative who has yet to be mugged? Only time will tell.

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My thoughts on Obama's approach to Terrorism

In anticipation

Of MC's photography at last nite's Bluefish Baseball Blow out. MC is the official photographer of the event and is ofetn referred to as the Ansel Adams of drunken stupidity. Well maybe not often as this was the initial time the reference has been made!

Chappaquidick

Man can you imagine if a drunk frat boy W had been involved with the death of a woman? What would the press have done? Powerline as usual nails it:

Ted Kennedy has styled himself an opponent of wealth and privilege, but his career is a tribute to their power when wielded by a man of the left. The lesson of Chappaquiddick thus remains timely forty years on.

Update: Alfred as I should have thought beat me to this. I hope Red Sux nation is proud of this man. Surprise he wasn't throwing out the first pitch at Fenway today.

Weekend Beer Review!

Since I am home recuperating from last weekend's (literal) pratfalls I decided to revive a tradition that has kind of been lapsing. A shout out to MC for coming over to witness the carnage. By the way, MC texted me with a Michael Jackson joke a mere scant or so hours after Jacko's death. Just another sick individual! That said, here goes:

1) Left Hand Brewing - 2009 Imperial Oak Aged Stout - 10.2% ABV - Not a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout in its intensity but a very smooth in the middle coffee/chocolate stout. Had to get this in NYC as CT sucks for beer.

2) Legacy Brewing - Euphoria Ale 9.0 A% ABV - watered down Tripel save your money.

Stupid Democrat Tricks

Alfred in his usual abrasive, yet spot on, style opines on Nancy Pelosi's recent problems on waterboarding. To bring a little historical perspective to this the Dem's are going to behead themselves. They are going to get their kangaroo court, figure they have things all set, televise their hearings.....and the results will be.....the Iran Contra hearings. If anyone remembers those idiots like Joe Biden & Pat Leahy were skewered by Ollie North. Would love to see former Vice President Cheney have a battle of wits with those that are unarmed.

Swine Flu

OK the idiot boomers have outdone themselves on this one. At work, outside the entrance to the bathrooms are signs recommending that you wash your hands. Next there will be signs in the crapper telling you to wipe your *ss!

The Face of Congress....

From Powerline. How can this person be in a job other than that which requires the line; "Do you want fries with that?"

Brazilian President

Blames white people with blue eyes for the state of the economy.. I didn't know that dark skinned people with dark eyes ever have created a country with a sustainable economy. Maybe the Mexicans can go to Brazil. Or the Brazilians in the US go back to Brazil!

Powerline

Does a great job eviscerating the AIG bonus controversy, here, here and here. The problem is the party in power is comprised of;

1) Hysterical Broads
2) Minorities
3) White guys who want to get laid by the hysterical broads.
4) White guys who wish they were a minority

And the remainder of the undesirables.

Connecticut's Catholic Issue

A lot of hub-bub here. If Catholics want to stop lawmakers (in any issue) just start chanting "Be-head those who insult Catholicism!" You will never hear from anyone again.

Elevator Etiquette

Memo to stupid f***ing purveyors of elevator etiquette. Yeah you know who you are. The stupid mother-f***ing idiots who stand at the doors on a crowded elevator and then feel that they have to hold the door (which causes them to block half the doorway so no one can get by). Here is a clue, get off the damn elevator and get the f***k out of the way! Next person who does this to me I am going to lay a Jack Tatum on them! Man that felt good!

Black History Month

Powerline provides an insightful analysis of this farce. I myself would prefer a D-Day soldier history month but I assume they don't teach that in school anymore or if they do it is probably our war of aggression on Japan and Germany or we didn't fight it in a green enough fashion. I also have been waiting for Alfred's diatribe on this celebration (like he needs egging on)

In a new era of Bi-Partisanship

I will offer to file amended tax returns for Obama's cabinet picks at half price!

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He's been president for 10 hours

Where is my fucking unicorn! (I actually ripped that off from someone, just thought it was funny!)