Stupid NY School Aide's Tricks

Via the New York Post...These are classics. A recommendation for future jobs follows.

1) For the individual who wanted to take days off with the explanation that her mother had died (while her mother was still alive)....No comment.

2) For the individual who "submitted a medical note with a co-worker's name crossed out and her own name scribbled in".... Chairperson of the House Ways and Means Committee or Speaker of the House.

3)For the individual who "suffered a medical-scam snafu when she left a blank Mount Sinai Hospital doctor's note sitting on a copy machine shared by school staffers. After school supervisors and investigators matched the blank note to Lebron's file of medical excuses, they identified eight fakes over a two-year period"...An appointment to the Joe Biden school of intellectual property!