Friday, November 30, 2007

Adam's Prayer

From Tim's friend Jay who is an annual Bluefish August Jimmy Drunkfest regular. I just came up with the title.

The Beer's Prayer

Our lager,Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen

8 comments:

adam said...

HALLELUJAH! beer's good for what ales you.

jb said...

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~Benjamin Franklin,
(American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)
And lest we forget, drinking buddy!

adam said...

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world” ~ Kaiser Wilhelm (German guy)

adam said...

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

adam said...

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
-Abraham Lincoln

adam said...

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Jimmy said...

Nice beer quotes - Hank 3!

jb said...

Wow... Jimmy truly cannot go a moment without mentioning Hank 3!